Lost in Translation
Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa) - by O-Zone!

     This, my friends, is where it all started. Have nice happy fun, and enjoy nutritiously.

O-Zone  -  Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa)

Ma-ia Hii 

Ma-ia Huu 

Ma-ia Hoo 

Ma-ia haha (x4)

Halo, hello, it’s me, an outlaw

And please, my love, to accept happiness.

Hello, hello, it’s me, Picasso

I’ve made a deep and are sturdy

But you know, not asking for anything.

You want to go but not me, take me not

Not me, not take me, not me, not me, not me take

Your face and the love under the linden

I remember your eyes.

You want to leave but not me, take me not

Not me, not take me, not me, not me, not me take

Your face and the love under the linden

I remember your eyes.

I call you, to tell you what I feel now

Hello, my love, happiness.

Hello, hello, I sulverasi Picasso

I gave beep or strong

But you know, not asking for anything.

You want to leave but not me, take me not

Not me, not take me, not me, not me, not me take

Your face and the love under the linden

I remember your eyes.

You want to leave but not me, take me not

Not me, not take me, not me, not me, not me take

Your face and the love under the linden

I remember your eyes.

Ma-ia Hii

Ma-ia Huu 

Ma-ia Hoo

Ma-ia haha (x4)

You want to leave but not me, take me not

Not me, not take me, not me, not me, not me take

Your face and the love under the linden

I remember your eyes.

You want to leave but not me, take me not

Not me, not take me, not me, not me, not me take

Your face and the love under the linden

I remember your eyes.




….Well isn’t that such a nice little love song. This has been your….

                                     ~Mi For The Day! <3~

Hope you had some sincerely healthy enjoyment.

    Giving out so much beep,

               ~Mi.

International Homestuck Flash Mob—Seattle,WA Sect

greyscalequestioner:

I made this tumblr a long time ago and didn’t touch it didn’t I? Well in any case, I’m greyscaleQustioner. I’m running the Seattle, Washington sect of the International Homestuck Flash Mob, in which all of us Homestuckers will get together on the same day (April 13 2013 is that day!) and DANCE. The list of songs we will be partying to can be found here. The tumblr of the coordinator for the entire world is gambolingtension.tumblr.com. It will be awesome. I’ll post when I have a more specific location than just Seattle.

What can you guys do? You can help out by bringing large speakers and video equipment. I’m also going to build an Aradiabot strobe light for Turn Me On, so if anybody can help with that it would be much appreciated. Please be reliable! If say you’re bringing stuff, I’ll trust you to bring it. I’ll need plenty of advance notice if for some reason you need to cancel.

Anyway, this will be amazing! 

This mofo is amazing. Spread the word, Homestuckers.

     Candy corn and scottie dogs,

                 ~ Mi.

MELT - Hatsune Miku (whoopee!)

Okay. I’ll admit that I was trying to find out an honest translation for this. What came out was useless but blog worthy. Have a nice happy look.

Awake morning

That you first come to mind

Hung up ventured bangs

What did you do? What he wanted to hear

Pink flower hair ornaments Sukaato

Going out terribly

Today I’m gonna cute!

It will melt melt

Absolutely not say I like it… But

Also not melt first

Come to me I never intentionally

That because of you… I like.

Lied the weather forecast

Pouring rain full

Are not you happy or not to bag folding remains

Loss when there was a sigh

I do club because it can not be helped

You are next to laugh

Sound was deliberately fall

This means that it goes melt

You are trembling right hand is touching the

This umbrella throbbing breast half

If you try to reach a hand reaching out… !

I think I delivered to you

I feel like crying but please stop the time

But I would die happy!

Got to the station would melt…

Aenai another good near and far because

Do not want to walk with your hands melt!

I’m not supposed to water rather than another?

Hold Me Now!

… It sleeps very much.



Well, wasn’t that nice?

     Robots have taken over Mars!

        ~Mi.

Hey Hey, It’s Miku! “Kocchi Muite, Baby” - Look This Way, Baby”

   Wow. This one came out in a misshapen chunk. This song is actually quite fabulous, and I will first post the actual intentional English lyrics:

1, 2.

1, 2, 3, YEAH!

Just lying to everyone all the time
Makes me feel like I’m the loser, c’mon it’s true
I wanna do things that can’t be spoken aloud

Like this and that…
Oh, my… What sort of things?

Guys just always seem to be morons.
Hey, you thought of something dirty, didn’t you?
You’re the type that can’t lie, this I know
It’s all showing on your face, ARE YOU OKAY?

With no leeway for exceptions
It’s like we can’t talk normally, yeah, we can’t…

Hey.
Before I hear you go all romantic
Have you analyzed the situation yet?
Ahh! You just don’t get it!

Hey—
Come on, look this way baby!
It’s an offer I won’t let you refuse
I’m in my serious mode right now~
With my lips you are captivated by I’ll get you while you’re open
And then I’ll make you my prisoner.
Today will be the judgment day!

Oh!

Come on Baby!

(scream)

Just being stubborn all the darn time
With that face you make, I just cannot be honest!
I want you to hold me from behind

Yeah right~ ehehe!
… Hey, wait a second!

Don’t get in such a hurry, honestly…
Doesn’t it have a better atmosphere that way to you?

I won’t let your words get to me
And just leave me hanging, lifelessly—
Oh!! You’re responsible for this!

Hey—
Wait, look this way baby!
It’s an offer I won’t let you refuse
‘Cause it’ll put you into that mood~!
With my legs that you beg to worship I’ll get you while you’re open
And then I’ll make you my prisoner!
So don’t go coy on me, slave

Words aren’t able to send this to you—
A very big, a great big heart mark!
What do I do? My heart’s in knots
And I can’t seem to think clear enough!
Oooooooh!!! You of all people!

Hey!

Look this way a little more baby!
Do I have to say it again!?
Should I even care anymore~!
I guess it would be okay if my mind tracks to memories of you…
Oh, um… Forget what I just said…

Oh, what!? You got a problem with that~!?

   So Miku’s a sexy little robo-lady. I bet you’re thinking, “Yeah, I’d program that.” But what does Translate have to say about this? Well! I’ll tell you!

Ah, but what I want to Kaya and

 such a thing can not say things like that

 Kiga! Even so, Jean has been strong in reverence softening in Bakka ~Tsu h!

 Yea. ~Tsu. 2 ~Tsu 1.~Tsu 1, 2, 3

 no room for rent money like Shangrao k?

 you are on the face as it dives (Bae ty)

 What type do not put a lie now, you would have thought that a strange man 

What a fool! I Bakka… ~Tsu?

 that

 Oh not good at all that can be analyzed in the current or

Tarumae, magnificent Roman! I will not say of it by properly peeled here.

What: you insensitive because what is eye-grabbing (etc.) is also seriously ~Tsu? 

wait a little

What?

 Ah Ehehe it I‘d have to have it tightly from behind ((

Okay.

So scratch everything I just said. This is just weird.

Spring ducks who think they’re chickens,

    ~Mi.

 I decided to post this for its relevance. No, not really. But it certainly illustrates another kind of cultural barrier separating the United States from the gooey mish mosh of awesome that is Nihon.

….This stuff is allowed on YouTube?

   With many sincere politicians,

      ~Mi.

Afrikaans Gurls - what used to be Katy Perry

Well…. If you didn’t know, Afrikaans is a wonderful language spoken by the Dutch/German people all over Mother Africa. This is what happens when you translate terrible English songs into Afro-Dutch, then Estonian, then Yiddish, then Russian and back:

  Greetings from the beautiful

We take a trip.


I know that the place
If the grass is much greener?
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin “Gin and Juice”
Laying down the Communist palm trees
Boys
Break the neck
Nah, Terry noted a small sneak peek

You can travel around the world
But nothing comes close
For the gold coast
If you are with us
You’ll love men
Oooooh Oooooh On


California Girls
We have an unforgettable
Daisy pipe
Bikini at the top
Solar Leather gekusht
(?)
So hot
We’ll be melting the Popsicle
Oooooh Oooooh On

California Girls
We certainly
Good, fresh, fierce
We have a lock!
Represents the West Coast
Now put your hands on it
Oooooh Oooooh On


Sex on the Beach
We do not mind sand in our Studs
We were nervous in
My Jeep
Doggy Dog Sheaf is a stereo (oh oh)

You can travel around the world
But nothing comes close
For the gold coast
If you are with us
You’ll love men
Oooooh Oooooh on men


California Girls
We have an unforgettable
Daisy pipe
Bikini at the top
Solar Leather gekusht
So hot
We’ll be melting the Popsicle
Oooooh Oooooh on men

The fate of California
We certainly
Good, fresh, fierce
We have a lock
Represents the West Coast
Now put your hands on
Oooooh Oooooh on them


(SNOOOOOOOOP!)
Toned, tanned
Fit and ready
Screw it, because it becomes more difficult
Wild Wild West Coast
These girls, I love the most
I think we
I think, as
Kiss
Get
Click on the builders!

Girl is freak
He drives a Jeep
And live on beach
I’m okay
I do not play
I love the Bay
Just as I love the registrar.
Venice Beach
And Palm Springs
In the summer all

Homeboy
Hangin ‘
All openings
Hangin ‘
Bikini, Tankini, martini
Not veenyes
((I think that was once “weenie?”))
Only King
And the Queen
My wife Kathy
(Yes)
You Lookin ‘Wake baby
(sound of passion)
<——— ????
I was in there
Presenting it as “California!”
(Oh yeahh)


The fate of California
We have an unforgettable
Daisy pipe
Bikini at the top
Solar Leather gekusht
So hot
We’ll be melting the Popsicle
Oooooh Oooooh On yoooouuu
((eep))

The fate of California
We certainly
Good, fresh, fierce
We have a lock
Represents the West Coast
(West Coast, West Coast)
Now put your hands on
Oooooh Oooooh On

 
(Kalifornyaaa, kalifornyaaa)
California girl persons
I wish they all could be
California Girl persons
(Kalifornyaaa) (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Request
You can have all
California girl persons
(Kalifornyaaa girls)



…Shh. Don’t tell Katy.


   Meat-Eating Vegetation,

     ~Mi.

Ruplum og Raenum - “You Are a Pirate”

Well, not much too terrible about this one. It gets a bit silly when it goes “dink dinky dink.”


Do what you want, cause ‘a pirate is free, 

You are a Pirate

Yar Harfiddle di Dee,

 Being a pirate is alright to be,

 Do what you want cause a pirate is free,

 You are a pirate!

 You are a pirate! (Yay!) 

We’ve got ourselves a card (card!) to lead us to a hidden box,

 that’s all locked up with locks(with locks!) And buried deep away!

 We’ll dig up the box (the box!) We know that it is full of precious booty!

 Burst open the locksand then we’ll say Hooray!

 Arr Hárr fiddler di died.

 Lifiö Thao is sweet at sea.

 Ruplum and auditory.

“weighed anchooor!” 

Yar Harfiddle di Deebeing a pirate is alright to be!

 Make It you want cause a pirate is free,

 you are a pirate!

 Arr YarraAhoy and Avast, dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!

 Hang the black flag at the mast!

 You are a pirateHahaha(Yay!)

We’re sailing away! (set sail!)

 Adventure.

   

    Doo-doo-doo dinky dink,

     

        ~Mi.

Ievan Polkka - as performed by Loituma

I have no words. Just Finnish sound effects.

Nuapurista part of it polokan stroke
Jalakani pohjii titillate.
Ieva’s mother had watch
But after all, it Ieva jutkutti,
It does us harm prohibition when
When later danced laiasta side.
George Hall hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ieva’s mouth was vehnäsellä
Ko immeiset toevotti luck.
Pea was wet every
And the violin, and it vinku voevotti.
Not this poikoo wetness harm
Then the question laskoo laiasta side.
George Hall hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.


Ieva’s mother had Santa Claus Office
Huijjuutti sing hymns,
When the boy next door
Bitch girls nuijjuutti.
And this poikoo bitches harm
Then the question laskoo laiasta side.
George Hall hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Hilipati hilipati hilipati cloudberries
Hilipati hilipati hilipampaa;
Jalituli jallaa talituli jallaa
Tilitali tilitali accounts give
Halituli jallaa account came trampling
Account Account Account Account Account Account trampling,
Halituli tilitali jallati jallan
Tilitali talitali helevantaa
Rimpatirallaa ripirapirallaa
Rumpatiruppa ripiranpuu;
Jakkarittaa dippari lapalan
Fire Fire lallan tipirantuu

Jatsu tsappari dikkali dallan
Tittali Tillan titstan dullaa;
Dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran
Kurikka kirikan flower and the moon
Rätsätsää chloride and ribidabi
Beritstan Dillan Dillan doo,
A baribbattaa baribariiba
Dibi dibidibi disten Dillan doo
And the bar stillan deijadoo
A Daba Daba Daba Daba dybjabuu Daba,
Baristal Dillan stillan duubadäg
Dägädägä duu duu deijadoo

It was fun playing jäläkeen
Why did I once sytkyyttee.
Kottiin question mäntii ni bitch it riitelj
And Ieva already nyyhkyytteek subcommittees.
I say, what would it harm ievalle
Calculated by vielähi laiasta side.
George Hall hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.


Muorille to say mouth tukkee
I do not ruppee Sun terveyttäs their own fireplaces.
Healthy peäset ku korjoot bones
And the countries of murjuus makkoomaa.
Not this poikoo tenderness harm
Ko queens huhkii laiasta side.
George Hall hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.


As I say in order to bite must be quickly
Not me so voan nielasta.
Suat manna ite from the West even though ittään
But I will not give up ievasta,
It does this disadvantage poikoo kainous
Then the question laiasta side of the dance.
George Hall hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.



…What?

Confused Koalas,

     ~Mi.

Fukkireta - Mischievous Function, as performed by Kasane Teto

   I’m a dork. And I’m also a dork for the UTAU/Vocaloids. So I couldn’t pass this up. 

…It turned out better than anticipated.

Second tree or bamboo to you as your example l has at any time
Scale have not forgotten my precious
Dorayaki can not become the staple food
Once you have overwritten if
I think the reason

I have been making much in the near
Back - leave it up
For example-ku, from left to right
Chi Chi etc. c c c Tomoko event there is
What are you here?
I will still ahead in the Baasu?
From the little finger in a cavalier fashion
I can not see and does not claim

Delirium pale dry sound of newbuildings
I stick in one’s craw
Jean decided to because you are in care
Happily still believe
To be polite
First of all greetings from Toko trivial
Rare as it dy?

Second tree or bamboo to you as your example l has at any time
Scale have not forgotten my precious
Dorayaki can not become the staple food
Once you have overwritten if
I think the reason

Do not wake up from this dream do not wake up Pipipi
Do not run away warmth
Dung - because there are plenty still available after hemp
Pun ~Tsu have kept you waiting - No trees

   I think I’m still choking from the “I stick in one’s craw” part.

    Lions, Tigers, and Bears,

         ~Mi.